That’s what she said

I’m in my final semester at Hofstra and I have been lucky enough to have the most entertaining, intelligent, and trife friends one could have.  The past four years have been full of challenges, learning experiences, and unforgettable moments.  Sometimes, among friends, you have inside jokes and one-liners that are created during Saturday morning brunches, late night dance parties, stolen moments in between classes, or something extremely witty that came from pure, unfiltered honesty.  Every following statement contains a shared memory I have with some one.  If I forget anything epic, or if you have another saying that you think deserves to be on this list, leave it in the comments.

“When you assume, you make an a** out of you, but not me.”

“I like you a lot, thanks for ruining me for life.”

“maybe if you decide to stick around long enough, i’ll take you to more nice restaurants”

“i LOVE you, but you CAN’T. DO. THAT.”


“Unnecessary touching…”

“if you start to develop butterflies spray em with bug spray”

“Captain Kirk, it’s time to get back to the ship”

“Not valid”

“He’s not a real person”


“It’s good! It’s good! It’s good!”

“I can’t, I can’t, I can’t”

“People died on 9/11 so you could bowl a 7”

“There is a new L word today, LOYALTY!”

“My…. name….is….Reb” (that’s how it all started)

“He’s a tall skinny awkward kid and I don’t know where all that rage comes from.”

I definitely forgot a few epic one-liners, please submit them if you remember!